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Joke of the Day

"Explain joke What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!"

"Y'know, I used to be quite indecisive. Now I'm not so sure."

"What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute? A Ronda Rousey fight."

"I quit my job as CEO at the pc fan factory They needed a cooler master"

"What do you say when a virgin sneezes? Goesintight."

"Things I trust more than Trump 1.Flint, Michigan water 2.Bill Cosby drinks 3.Elevator rides with Ray Rice 4.Donated blood from Magic Johnson 5.Casey Anthony with my kid"

"Me: Ma'am your pet is loud. Lady: That's my baby. Me: Ma'am your pet baby is loud"

"A dyslexic walks into a bra.."

"Wait a sec...That's not how the proverb goes! A chain is only as strong as its weakest link. But once it breaks, you have two really strong chains, which, in some ways, is more useful."

"Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks? So they can reach their head!"