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Joke of the Day
"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
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"Shit.......I could get 100% on the test I got 27%. it was so close.."
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"NSFW What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors? An erection."