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Joke of the Day
"What's Canada's spy agency? The CI, eh?"
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"Why is the universe feminine in nature? Because it's made up of galaxies."
"Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration? Because it's a cold day in hell...."
"Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round"
"What's the easiest way to pay a musician? Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza"
"I've just started going out with some anorexic twins, two birds one stone"
"I went to an HIV counseling meeting... ... They are a very positive group."
"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30%of their ice cream."
"Did you see the guy at Walmart hiding from ugly people?"
"What's blue, white and red? A cancerous child who fall down the stairs."