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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman who won't do what she's told."
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"How did the hail stone describe it's life? -It really has a lot of ups and downs"
"Just realized why my Grandpa called his sideburns thigh ticklers Excuse me guys while I go walk in front of a bus"
"Why don't the polls like Donald Trump? Because he wants to send them back to Poland"
"My boss caught me sleeping on the job and told me to clean out my desk as if he didn't just see how lazy I am."
"NSFW Squirting ""Squirting isn't a real thing is it, it's just pee, right?"" Interviewer: ""I meant questions about the job""."
"Guys what shall we call thing that impedes movement? GUY NAMED BARRY: ""How about a barry?"" GUY NAMED BARRY BARRY: ""How about a barrier?"""
"*walks into confessional, closes door and sits down* Me: Alright. Look alive over there, Father, I've had a pretty wild week..."
"Mohammed Ali & Michael J Fox How come every video of Ali and Michael J Fox I see them in they're shaking hands? To soon....?"
"How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they don't change light bulbs, they accept them the way they are."