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Joke of the Day

"How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they don't change light bulbs, they accept them the way they are."

"Next time somebody tries to argue using statistics.... Remind them that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"My stalker twisted his ankle, so now I have to walk slower for 2-3 weeks."

"How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters? Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer."

"Denial. Anger. Bargaining. Depression. Acceptance. These are the five stages of learning that Ben Affleck is the new Batman."

"""LOLZ""? Really? Did you laugh so loud you fell asleep?"

"I see that your IQ test came back negative."

"Some people just have a way with words, and other people ... oh ... not have way."

"Do you know what a girl says when she sees a big...NSFW Do you know what a girl says when she sees a big dick? *when the person says: 'no what'* I do"

"I can go from 2 to 0 testicles in 1.0 spiders."