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Joke of the Day

"How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they don't change light bulbs, they accept them the way they are."

"What is the most useless superpower? America."

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't want to be spotted"

"Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?"

"When my upstairs neighbor uses the toilet It's some next level shit"

"What's the same about nail care and black people? They're both manicures"

"I didn't know that numbers were Irish until I started telling time."

"Harry POTter? Hermione GANJer?HufflePUFF?? More like the sorcerer's STONED. Wake up, America, JK Rowling has a hidden agenda."

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. ""Baa-Dum-Tss"""

"whats the difference between a woman and a computer? a woman wont accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy."