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Joke of the Day

"NSFW Squirting ""Squirting isn't a real thing is it, it's just pee, right?"" Interviewer: ""I meant questions about the job""."

"Why did the composer go to the chiropractor? Because he had Bach problems"

"Just moisturized my hands and now I can't get out of the bathroom. Send help."

"What's the difference between a leprechaun and a hooker with 5 STD's? Well one of them is a cunning runt."

"You're about as useful as closed captioning in a porno."

"I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. Because I have no idea where sandwiches live..."

"13 Types of Regret You'll Experience After Clicking on a Link to an Article That Won't Live Up to its Exaggerated Headline"

"How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? I have no idea. I did hire four prostitutes once, but we did other stuff."

"What do gay people call each other on? Homophones!"

"How do you eat the Flesh Hounds? WH40K Humor: I don't know about you, but I prefer my Khorne Dogs with ketchup."