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Joke of the Day
"Why don't the polls like Donald Trump? Because he wants to send them back to Poland"
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"Difference between inlaw and vultures What is the difference between in-law and vultures? - Vultures attack first, when you are dead. edit: In-law mean's ''Girlfriend/boyfriend's mother''"
"Why does Trump love babies. Because one day when they are old enough, he'll either Fire em or Fuck em."
"I ate two pieces of string and they came out tyed together. I shit you knot."
"Being a feminist is like practicing extreme sports Not taking good care of yourself and then bragging about how brave you are."
"Nigger went to a shop Then he got aids and died"
"BREAKING NEWS: California's drought is over Water supply flourishing from the tears of the racist, homophobic, and conservative southerners."
"Just watched Starwars The Force Awakend It felt kind of forced"
"Have you heard the one about the deaf guy? He hasn't either."
"Like a good neighbor State Farm and I haven't ever spoken."