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Joke of the Day

"*walks into confessional, closes door and sits down* Me: Alright. Look alive over there, Father, I've had a pretty wild week..."

"You don't owe anyone an explanation for who you are."

"If Bears ruled the world, I wonder if they would care whether or not the Humans they mauled were free-range."

"Why should you bury indians 10 feet deep? Because deep down they're good people"

"What do old people with Alzheimer's often say? I don't remember."

"Get your therapist to start taking you seriously by pulling a donut out of your purse."

"Did you know that the Supreme Court is just a regular court with sour cream?"

"Since Justin Bieber has the ""Beliebers"" and Lady Gaga has the ""Little Monsters"" I'd like to name Robin Thicke's fans ""Thickeheads."""

"I just saved thousands on child support by never getting laid."

"The only upside to Trump's big wall is that Texas will finally get some of Banksy's Art. Maybe like a little girl and a soldier with a gun"