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Joke of the Day

"i always struggle using sarcasm with kleptomaniacs they always take things. literally."

"If future me us reading this some how, please reply ASAP Need help with my life"

"Why is today a trucker's favorite day? Cuz it's 10-4 GOOD BUDDY!!!"

"Trans-Jenner? Has that joke been made yet?"

"overheard some guy say ""finals week sucks."" little does he know, everything sucks"

"So Kim Kardashian's arse is huge and has a lot of oil I wonder if America will invade it? Oh wait, my bad, half of America already has"

"So its pancake Tuesday today That surely crepe'd up on us"

"Just learned that New York's state bird is a guy apologizing for being late because of the trains while holding a brand new coffee."

"What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics? She has it bronzed."

"Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken"