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Joke of the Day

"My boss caught me sleeping on the job and told me to clean out my desk as if he didn't just see how lazy I am."

"Cats are weird. They look at you like they want to set you on fire then look all surprised when you toss them into the ceiling fan."

"What age were pigs discovered in? The Saus Age."

"I once dated a 3 foot tall model who played a supporting role in Cat and the Hat She was a pretty little thing"

"What does a bird say when it wants revenge? Toucan play at that game!"

"If it wasn't for the gutter my mind would be homeless."

"I just came from a domestic violence awareness concert... ...headlined by the Black Eyed Peas"

"I was addicted to brake fluid... ...but I know I can stop whenever I want!"

"What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand? Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)"

"What's pink with seven dents? Snow white's hymen"