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Joke of the Day
"Q: Can gorillas swim? A: No."
Next Joke
"Careful! Angry dog in the backyard! Please do not crush him."
"It's so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
"asked the universe for literally nothing & received a commercial featuring conjoined twins riding a segway"
"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me, and I thought ""Well that was a little condescending."""
"The police just knocked on my door They claimed my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I told them they must be mistaken. My dog doesn't even own a bike."
"The Wind is a Force So when I pass gas i must be using the Force."
"why was the hipster hurt by the light bulb ? He changed it before it was cool."
"There's no point in using a big word, when an infinitesimally diminutive one will do."
"I saw a sign yesterday that said ""watch for children"" I thought it was a good trade"