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Joke of the Day
"Q: Can gorillas swim? A: No."
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"How many dead hookers does it take to change out the light in my basement? Well...apparently more than four."
"What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !"
"What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry"