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Joke of the Day
"why was the hipster hurt by the light bulb ? He changed it before it was cool."
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"So this guy with premature ejaculation... ...just comes out of no where!"
"What do you call a nosey pepper? jalapeno business"
"what you call a Chinese man with a camera? Phil ming"
"The problem with money is that too much of it belongs to people who aren't me."
"TIFU by assigning a temporary history teacher to a math class Oops, wrong sub"
"Persian joke Yesterday I was so hungry, I went to the sandwich shop and ordered Ham e Cheese. .... means ""every thing"". (first timer here, be gentle)"
"Coworker: Happy Thanksgiving Eve! Gobble til you wobble! Me: *mutters* How bout you slobble on my knobble CW: What was that? Me: You too"
"Anyone know how to fix a guardian angel, I think mine is broken."
"What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting? I'm game."