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Joke of the Day
"There's no point in using a big word, when an infinitesimally diminutive one will do."
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"A driver gets pulled over for improper use of a carpool lane.. Cop: ""Carpool lane is 2 or more passengers and I don't see your second passenger."" Driver: ""well I'm just beside myself."""
"If everyone was like you the human race would lose faith in the world."
"Never tell a joke to plutonium, there reaction is explosive"
"So a dyslexic man walks into a bra... and says ""I'll order three beers."""
"Glue Sticks... I was walking through an arts and crafts shop when I saw a sign saying, ""Glue Sticks.""I thought, ""No shit."""
"Baby, are you today's date? Because you're 11/10."
"A horror movie with all black people lmao ""Ayo what's going down in ya basement?"" ""That ain't my business"" ""I feel ya"" *Rolls credits*"
"I'll tell you a cheesy joke? I don't like cheese. :0"
"What's the most important part about telling a joke? Your PUN-unciation"