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Joke of the Day

"The police just knocked on my door They claimed my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I told them they must be mistaken. My dog doesn't even own a bike."

"Why aren't there many women on death row? Ladies first."

"Want to hear a dirty joke?[NSFW] How do you catch a girl...IN A BOOBIE TRAP!!!!!!"

"What if gravity...was invented by the vacuum industry so there was always shit on the floor to clean up. Just hear me out tho."

"Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK."

"What do you call a stupid, yellow cow? A Moo-tarde !"

"What's the most useless thing on a woman? A drunk Irishman."

"Thinking of getting a cat? Ease into it by sprinkling hair in your food for a couple of weeks."

"Fish jokes? I'm working a community fish fry and need your best fish jokes! Like: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh."

"I'm not saying I want a divorce, it's just that sometimes 50% custody sounds pretty appealing."