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Joke of the Day
"It's so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
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"DOG: I think that job interview went well! *looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a"
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands"
"The Reddit Button has ended, I'm de-pressed Looks like I waited too long"
"Maria Sharapova. True woman of substance."
"How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground? I thought Asian women couldn't drive ಠ_ಠ"
"what's the difference between an old greyhound bus terminal and a lobster with 36B breasts? one's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean"
"What'd the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"
"Yes acupuncture is an ""ancient technique."" Other ""ancient techniques"" included leeches and dying from plague. I'm good with drugs thanks."
"I like my women like I like my coffee ... ... ground up and in the freezer."