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Joke of the Day

"I caught my Grandma sucking my Grandad's cock last night. A bit weird, since I thought they buried it along with the rest of him."

"I met a girl with twelve nipples... Sounds funny, dozen tit."

"The girl at the Baskins-Robbins thinks Leonardo da Vinci was ""in that Titanic movie"". Now my ice cream tastes like stupid."

"I lost my mood ring... ...I really don't know how I feel about it"

"Did you hear about the clarinet player who left her clarinet in the backseat of her unlocked car? When she got back, there were 14 more."

"My electric toothbrush ran out of batteries so I had to brush with my acoustic."

"A hillbilly tells his parents he won't marry his fiance because she is a virgin. ""If she isn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough for ours!"""

"A world renowned chef undercooked the meat It was a rare misteak"

"Learning spanish is bloody hard. I wish the english had conquered more of the world, I'm suffering from their laziness"

"My son curses like I make love. He has no idea how to do it and someone usually yells at him and tells him to stop before he's finished."