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"A world renowned chef undercooked the meat It was a rare misteak"
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"My girlfriend got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh... ...and if I put my ear against it I can smell the ocean"
"What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid? The girl who puts it there."
"Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work. The dog probably just thinks, ""Awesome, now we're both barking."""
"Twitter is the ideal medium for people who think of something clever to say five minutes after the opportunity has passed."
"How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon."
"Two men walk into a bar.... The third one ducks."
"One tectonic plate bumped into another and said..... ""Sorry, my fault."""
"A reasonably attractive girl applied for a modelling job in a glamour magazine She was a candid eight."
"What's Donald Trump's favorite drug? Cuckaine"