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Joke of the Day

"Learning spanish is bloody hard. I wish the english had conquered more of the world, I'm suffering from their laziness"

"Where is the best place to hide after murdering a black man? Behind a badge."

"Did you guys here the Twins signed Adrian Peterson? Word is they needed a switch hitter..."

"A magic tractor drives down the road.. and turns into a field"

"Your mother is like a brick Flat on both sides and laid by mexicans"

"What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!"

"What is Forest Gump's password? 1forest1"

"2. So I said to the shoe salesman... - I'm looking for a pair of basketball shoes... Shoe salesman - ajkdkdkaldnrmsldkd - what? Shoe salesman - sorry, I was struggling to converse."

"Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can't remember the lyrics."

"On your own, it's just near impossible to scrub your own back which is why a shower wall made entirely of loofah would really come in handy."