181907
Joke of the Day
"I met a girl with twelve nipples... Sounds funny, dozen tit."
Next Joke
"My drug dealer sold me some shoes the other day... ...I dont know what he laced them with but Ive been tripping all day."
"What do you get when you have Avogadro's number of donkeys? Molasses."
"I got 99 problems, and I wish a bitch was one, because then that means I interacted with a girl and can brag about it to my stuffed animals."
"*finds all 7 dragonballs *dragon appears* ""WHAT IS YOUR WIS...OH GODDAMMIT CHAD, FOR THE LAST TIME I CANNOT MAKE PEOPLE RESPECT NICKELBACK"""
"Records have revealed that Hitler had a ""deformed micropenis""... A little ironic, since he's universally remembered for being a huge dick."
"So I just turned 21 and there is still no change in my eyesight... when do I get my adult supervision?"
"I'm so happy I finally tied the knot. Now I've just got to kick the chair she's standing on and I'm a free man!"
"How much do deodorant factory workers get paid? A pittance."
"A PhD in Fencing would be pretty useful... ... if you ever had a backgarden dispute with a neighbor."