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Joke of the Day

"Why is K-pop the best genre of music? It has Seoul."

"Watching Home Alone. Did the family not have ANY friends they could call? ""Yo we left our 8-year-old alone, can you get him & not call CPS?"""

"Chuck Norris strikes again Chuck Norris has counted the number of atoms in the universe... **thrice**"

"What do you call a Skydiving criminal Condescending"

"I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn Doesnt cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night"

"I was going to tell a joke about Donald Trump's presidential campaign.. but then I realized it was racist, too long, and didn't make any sense."

"Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ? How much their husbands make"

"What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong? That he only has a 6 inch."

"What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place? He wanted Nunavut."

"It seems that all my cans of whoop-ass are expired."