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Joke of the Day

"[at interview] Interviewer: tell me a little about yourself. Me: I'd rather not. I kinda want this job."

"John Boehner killed a bug at the state for the union address It was a House fly."

"Two nuns walk into a bar. The third nun ducks."

"Apparently, ""No kidding!"" isn't a good response when your boss says he's confused."

"I knew joining a gym was a bad idea when I got there and needed help pulling the door open."

"How do you get even with Hellen Keller? (Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet"

"LOL pills that say don't take with alcohol. Ok Doc, how do YOU suggest I take my medication then?"

"I'm guessing the person who decided to call it 'common sense' didn't know that many people."

"I like my women like I like my golf Over 80 and handicapped"

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.. Okay I'm done"