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Joke of the Day

"Awful pun I came up with whilst drunk last night. Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer? Rihanna, mate."

"Donald Trump has written several books on business... and they all end in chapter eleven. Credit to Triumph for that one."

"What did the architect say about the rack? How does she not fall over?"

"I never made the Dean's List but I find it disturbing the Dean keeps a list of teenagers he likes."

"Did you hear about the bear attack at that Chinese Zoo? It was Pandemonium."

"Did you hear about the math teacher... ...who used a ladder to solve a calculus problem written at the very top of his blackboard? He really rose to the equation."

"I went to the shop to buy 6 Sprites... I accidentally picked 7 up!"

"Chuck Norris counted to infinity Twice!"

"The Three Up's in life: 1. Show 2. Keep 3. Shut"

"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today Should've cooked it on aloha temperature.."