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Joke of the Day

"Awful pun I came up with whilst drunk last night. Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer? Rihanna, mate."

"What do you see when you go to the tiny beach? Microwaves."

"If you didn't take a selfie at the gym, were you really there?"

"Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work because the dog just goes ""Cool, now we're both barking!"""

"Uh, guys... I just heard from my doctor, and it's bad news. If you've retweeted me recently, you should really go get yourself checked out."

"A man and his fat girlfriend are arguing Man: You know what? You can start singing now because it's over!"

"Before firemen rescue cats from trees they always take a photo and that's where 'hang in there, baby!' posters come from."

"An erection is like the theory of relativity. The more you think about it. The harder it gets."

"FUN FACT: Scientists have proven, there IS in fact life outside the United States."

"I recommend you chickens learn to talk. Nobody ever said let's go get a bucket of parrot."