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Joke of the Day
"There's a Bush and a Clinton running for president next year."
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"I gave up my seat for a blind man on the bus today That's how I lost my job as a bus driver"
"How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with ""A man once told me"" ."
"Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans? > marked as spam"
"Only in America would people violently trample each other for discounts, exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have..."
"What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded."
"Watching the Flintstones in the UAE... is not possible in Dubai because the people don't like it. But the people from Abu Dhabi do."
"What do kids eat for breakfast? Yogoat"