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Joke of the Day
"There's a Bush and a Clinton running for president next year."
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"When my wife says ""I don't want to talk about it"" that's woman code for you better put your life on hold for 2 hours & find out what ""It"" is"
"Q: Why must judges learn to spell well? A: They must follow the letter of the law."
"Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work!"
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black."
"The Story Of My Life"
"What do you call the parents of a cat? His PURR-ents"
"What did the skeleton order at the restaurant? Spare ribs."
"You can't sugar coat the truth with fat people... Or they'd probably eat that too."
"Justin Bieber is going to Hillsong Church conference. We'll see if they make a believer out of him or if he make Beliebers out of them."