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Joke of the Day

"How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and as many as you can fit in the ash tray."

"[Signing waiver for the show Cops] No no, you don't have to blur my face but how about a sweet mustache?"

"Why do computer programmers spend so much time in the shower? The directions clearly state: ""Rinse, lather, repeat"""

"A son tells his father that the first driving lesson was great. Until the police stopped the stolen car!"

"Pizza is like sex If you're going to use barbecue sauce, you need to know what you're doing."

"Most black 15 year-olds in this country are decent, law abiding citizens. It's their kids who cause all the trouble."

"Whatisthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardfor?"

"What do you call a calm Asian? A Mellow Yellow"

"judge: 99 yrs me: is it cos i called ur gavel a justice hammer? judge: no that actually helped me: killing then judge: yeah the killing"

"Some guy at a party asked me, ""Who's cheese is on those chips?"" [Fixed] And I said, ""Well, obviously *na-chos*."" Get it? It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent."