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Joke of the Day
"Starbucks can't be racist. Almost every drink they serve is black or mixed."
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"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? ""Juan"""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Him: why did the chicken cross the road? Her: I don't know. Him: to go to the shops. Do you think that's funny? Her: No. Him: neither did the chicken."
"After years of research, scientists have discovered what the woman wants! Meanwhile she changed her mind."
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"How does a mathematician ask for money? Give me 10! dollars"