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Joke of the Day

"What's the one car that gingers can't have? A Kia Soul."

"New horizons takes picture of Pluto. What does Pluto say? ""ewww delete it"""

"Why did the blonde have bruises on her belly button? Blond guys aren't too smart either."

"She's not a slut... She's just a weiner connoisseur."

"""Hi, I'm calling for info on your bicycle on Craigslist."" It's heavy, brown, has new shoes, and loves carrots. It's definitely not a horse."

"I ceaselessly seek validation from strangers. No joke, but that's why there would be a joke in the first place."

"If Leonardo da Vinci posted the Mona Lisa on Instagram today, it would get 30 likes, tops."

"How did the hairdresser escape? John Frieda."

"A friend told me this one. What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10? The start menu."

"What do your mom and Jesus have in common? They both got nailed"