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Joke of the Day
"She's not a slut... She's just a weiner connoisseur."
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"Ex picked up the kids, brought me coffee & took out my trash. This divorce thing is really working out for me."
"How come anteaters never get sick? Because they're full of antibodies!"
"What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal"
"How to walk up the down escalator: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1:"
"The outer-space toilet was truly revolutionary... ... Now men are able to go where no man has gone before."
"How do you find the Pun Bar? You just walk into it"
"Guys at work are always like ""why are your shorts so short?"" Then I spin kick an inch away from their face with such precision and they know"
"Heard they are making the Tetris movie into a trilogy... They must think its going to be a real blockbuster."
"Why your fingers have spaces in between? nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!"