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Joke of the Day
"How did the hairdresser escape? John Frieda."
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"[Me, watching my murderer wipe down everything as I'm dying]: ""Oh, you don't have to do that, don't worry about it."""
"*runs in out of breath* Friend: what's going on? Me: [heavy breathing] bear with me Friend: Ok *waits* *bear runs in, also out of breath*"
"Apples New Featured Release The Fappening."
"Does anyone know any good renal/kidney jokes? I'm in nursing school right now and there's a competition in one of my classes for the funniest renal joke. I can't think of any! Help?"
"What do you get when you cross reggaeton and masturbation? Dame mas Vasolina"
"I've been calling my wife ""honey"" for 12 years because I don't know how to tell her I forgot her name."
"Jared ended his career at Subway the same way he started it... (part 2) Enamored by 7 year old meat and buns."
"What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? Bison."
"Donald Trump doesn't have one solid, concrete idea! Except for the wall."