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Joke of the Day
"I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert."
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"I saw a kid getting bullied by 4 people, so I decided to help out. He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us."
"Clean Jokes... ...Are hard to cum by."
"What do you call an exaggeration of mens genitalia? A phallus-y!"
"Why can't you hear a red heads footsteps Because they walk so gingerly"
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You would think it's the r.... But it's really the c "
"The Real Iron Man (Chemistry Joke) My dad and I were talking and figured out who the real Iron Man is. Ferrous Bueller"
"So I was talking to the devil, and I asked him about his job... He told me ""It's soul crushing and I love it."""
"Dogs have masters. Cats have staff."
"Rather than vote, let's all fill out the 29 dimensions of what we want in a president and let eHarmony decide."