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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old? PETA Pan"
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"What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't? Zikachu."
"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."
"Diet, Day 14: I hate everyone. My children are scared of me & I've repelled everyone else. But I'm starting to really like pears."
"The main difference between men and women.... .... is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used."
"My husband and I play this game where we buy potato chips the other one doesn't like so we don't have to share."
"It's a shame Laremy Tunsil fell in the draft... But he was still the highest pick!"
"You know what I'd say to the victims of the Russia-Ukraine conflict? Crimea River"
"Supposedly a banana a day can help prevent colon cancer Doc forgot to mention you're supposed to eat them."
"I like my girls like Han from Star Wars with a hairy Wookie."