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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the two antennae who got married? The wedding was okay, but the reception was GREAT"

"A Brit, a Spaniard and a Dutch walk into a bar.. .. unfortunately the Icelander couldn't come, he's still in the European Championship."

"*Snoop walks into a classroom* Snoop: Tell me about the Big Bong Theory Teacher: It's the Big Bang Theory *Snoops walks out disappointed*"

"""You've reached 911"" Knock knock ""Sir ple-"" Knock knock ""This is not-"" Knock knock ""ok, who's there?"" Ben ""Ben who"" Ben shot real bad ""NICE"""

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I don't mind doing a 5k but my running group wants to do a 10k and i really don't like them :-D"

"That heroic moment where one of your chips break off in the dip and you send another one into save it."

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't"

"I became a proud dad today My son is actually four but he was a boring little cunt for the first three years."

"A photon walks into a hotel The desk clerk says, ""Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?"" The photon says, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."""

"Boats don't sleep. They wake."