184369

Joke of the Day

"Women have always been selfish, even when they were created. They had to have 2 x-chromosomes not 1."

"How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3....one to bend over, one to screw the lightbulb in, and one to drive the gay pride day parade float."

"""Bro! You remembered our bronniversary! How bromantic."" -Bromosexuals"

"The greatest joke of all time... Android."

"Hi guys it's my first time to post on reddit, what should i do?"

"After reading this sentence you will realize that the the brain doesn't recognize a second the'"

"Went to see my doctor and he told i was going to have to stop masturbating I asked why and he said ""Because im trying to examine you!"""

"I'm not the kind of guy to distance myself from anything... Far from it."

"Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died? He pasta way. His legacy will become a pizza history."

"My girlfriend is NOT a library book You hear that guys? Stop checking her out."