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Joke of the Day

"How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3....one to bend over, one to screw the lightbulb in, and one to drive the gay pride day parade float."

"I just taught the dance floor a fucking lesson."

"What do you call a wino eating grapes? Impatient."

"Everyone keeps saying they hate the smell of moth balls But I just keep wondering how they spread those tiny legs apart."

"Slaves be like ""Oh, you worked four years for your Bachelors?"" I worked 50 for my Masters"

"I'm German and Jewish. I hate myself"

"- Baby, do you think I have too much makeup on? - That depends. Are you gonna try to kill Batman?"

"What do you call a salty white person? A saltine."

"A Ducks walks into a bar He orders a beer and says.......... put it on my tab."

"what's the easiest way to get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve"