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Joke of the Day

"""Bro! You remembered our bronniversary! How bromantic."" -Bromosexuals"

"Hello, you're through to Sea World Your call may be used for training Porpoises."

"What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave? Le meow"

"A Halloween Limerick A lady vampire named Mable Had a period that was awfully stable. So once a full moon She took out her spoon And drank herself under the table."

"Remember when OJ Simpson was found innocent and all of us white people hit the street looting and damaging property?! Oh, that's right, we didn't..."

"I'm going to rewrite history. History."

"What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common? They both contain high amounts of trans fats."

"A gymnast walks into a bar...(X-Post from /r/funny) He gets a two-point deduction and ruins all chances of a medal."

"They say if you love something you should set it free... So I left my exwife in the middle of the woods...."

"Get ready for a corny joke! ***What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?*** Life is a maze."