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Joke of the Day

"After reading this sentence you will realize that the the brain doesn't recognize a second the'"

"A mexican and black person have a car race. They both end up going over a cliff and die. Who won the race? Society."

"""For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.."" - Newton's Law ""Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad."" - Cole's Law"

"Who ate a lot and conquered Rome? Atilla the Hungry."

"Agoraphobia I didn't go to my Agoraphobics Anonymous meeting today, obviously."

"Little Girl: ""Mom I want to be a Redditor when i grow up"" Mom: ""Well pick one sweetie, you can't do both"""

"share your funniest joke ever (im looking for, dirty, racist, or really funny)"

"I hope one day to have the chance to whisper ""what's she doing here?"" to the person next to me at a funeral."

"If we could put bread in a particle collider... We could discover new quarks and glutons."

"I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today... The lifeguard shouted at me so loudly, I almost fell in."