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Joke of the Day
"I hate it when girls say the wrong name during sex They know my name isn't someone help"
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"*petting a dog* So how long have you been blind, officer? *gets arrested*"
"I like my women like I like my coffee, Quiet."
"Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer? Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one."
"i still remember the disappointment when i learned that ""diuretic"" doesn't mean ""gives you diarrhea."" (it was 20 minutes ago)"
"""And why do you want to work at the aquarium?"" * imagines me with a mermaid tail swimming in the giant tank after hours* I like fish"
"What do you call a white man in a ghetto? An ambulance."
"If you don't know what an prefix is, don't worry. It's not the end of the word."
"Huge shout out to the woman that message me first... Love you, Mum!"
"What does a gay horse eat for dinner? Haaaayyyyyyy"