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Joke of the Day

"What does a gay horse eat for dinner? Haaaayyyyyyy"

"Things got heated on my date the other night and I said ""hey you wanna do 68?"" She says ""what's that?"" I said ""it's when you blow me and I owe you one."""

"My kid wants pizza without the crust AND a side of breadsticks. It appears I've given birth to everything that's wrong with America."

"What is the difference between a zebra and a bar? Zebras have bars around their asshole, and there are assholes around the bars."

"(Watching Liar Liar) Wife: If you couldn't lie for 24 hrs, how much longer would we be married? Me: Until the end of this movie."

"What do lonely terrorists have sex with? Blow-up dolls."

"What is a Golden retriever's favorite sex position? It doesn't really matter, as long as its ruff."

"How do trees access the internet? They log on"

"Every teen trick-or-treating tonight got a handful of candy and a, ""You must be heartbroken. I can't believe Justin Bieber died so young!"""

"A Linux Joke In computing, what's the only way to generate a truly random string? Put a Windows user in front of VI and tell him to quit."