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Joke of the Day
"Huge shout out to the woman that message me first... Love you, Mum!"
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"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married? Fiancee"
"Cop: can u describe your attacker Me: super aggressive, with a big nose & powerful arms Cop: u just described a seagull Me: he took my chips"
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"Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed."
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later."
"Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too"
"Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!"
"I was reading a book on Anti-Gravity I found it difficult to put down."