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"Huge shout out to the woman that message me first... Love you, Mum!"
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"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey But then I turned myself around. So that's what it's all about."
"Why do Texans duel at high noon? They distrust clocks."
"If a dog is on a submarine..... Is it a Subwoofer?"
"It's weird they report fantasy football during Sports Center. That's like the local news telling us how your SimCity is doing."
"""Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing green spots."" ""Have you seen an optometrist?"" ""No, just green spots."""
"#ThingsGirlsDoThatGuysHate tease a man and get all his attention while the second velociraptor ambushes him from his blind spot"
"What does a sick train say? Achoo Achoo!"
"My grandpa keeps complaining to me that my generation relies too heavily on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support."
"Shit.......I could get 100% on the test I got 27%. it was so close.."