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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee, Quiet."
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"My greatest talent is being able to watching 5 years worth of a TV shows in one week."
"Drummer's joke I texted my old band today saying I miss playing music. They replied with ""What's new? You missed playing, when you were with us, man!"""
"*Runs 6 miles* *Adds Kenyan to resume*"
"""I'm going to be famous one day"" -Unknown"
"Knock-knock Who's there? Howdjalikeablowjob Howdjalikeablowjob who? No, no...the proper answer is ""Why, yes! Thank you."""
"A couple of cats and dogs were seen wearing crowns. I think they're reigning cats and dogs."
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, he's to short to be an essay"
"What's the most consumed beverage by Syrians? Saltwater."
"Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey had kids together... But the children were clones of Mr. Grey because he had all the dominant genes."