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Joke of the Day
"Why do all black people have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."
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"I'm a virgin by choice just not my choice."
"*Squats down to look for food in the refrigerator* Fitness."
"Turns out I wasn't in narnia, I was in my dishwasher high on bath salts"
"What does a pirate call his idiot son? A retarrrrrd"
"WIFE: You know Hogwarts isn't real? It's just part of series of fantasy novels. ME: *chasing an owl around my garden* WHATEVER MUGGLE!!!"
"Take me down to Vatican City where the church loves greed and the Pope's all quitty! - Nuns N' Moses (I'm so sorry)"
"I got to know that there are 15 child molesters in my area... So why do we always have to meet at my place? (Credits: Anthony Jeselnik)"
"Royal flushes aren't very common. The Queen's homes must stink."
"PEOPLE WITH CHRONICALLY MOIST HANDS: When you have dry lips, rub them on your palms. I call it Lip palm. It's free."