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Joke of the Day
"I'm a virgin by choice just not my choice."
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"What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common? None attended the University of Miami."
"""So I went to this convention called, ""Ladies Without Legs"", and man... was that place crawling with pussy."" - Willie Nelson"
"I turned my phone onto ""Airplane mode"" and threw it up into the air... Worst transformer ever"
"I never argue, I just explain why I'm right."
"I forgot my U-bend was blocked when I went to the toilet... I soon remembered, when it all came flooding back."
"Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce? Because they were both too Shellfish."
"if there were a zombie apocalypse i'd save a lot of kids but it would be only because i'd need them later to feed zombies so i can run away"
"What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market? ""Good morning, ladies!"""
"Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !"