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Joke of the Day

"I'm a virgin by choice just not my choice."

"A German airman on the air forces during WW2 If you see a white plane, it's American; if it's black it's RAF (Royal Air Force). If you see no planes at all, that's the Luftwaffe."

"What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks? Silicon Valley. [Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3h6bld/kim_kardashians_butt/)"

"What do you call a self proclaimed straight woman? A liar"

"My head needed a pat down at airport & I said ""Oh cuz of my extensions!"" TSA lady snapped, ""Girl, hush. Your weave is between you and God."""

"Why should you always run next to a car? Because if you run behind it you get exhausted, and if you run in front of it you get tired!"

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? coz she has no arms."

"What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales."

"I just want a girl that's nice and sweet that doesn't require a lot of money and I can dunk them in milk wait, a cookie, I want a cookie"