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Joke of the Day

"I got to know that there are 15 child molesters in my area... So why do we always have to meet at my place? (Credits: Anthony Jeselnik)"

"If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot."

"Are you feeling cold right now? Just stand in the corner to warm up, they are usually 90 degrees."

"First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!"

"Smartphones are pacifiers for adults."

"What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? If it's a good day lipstick"

"What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack."

"I gave my cat a middle name today, so she knows when she is really in trouble."

"Where does a librarian sleep? Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door."

"They say you're not supposed to go to the grocery store when you're hungry. It's been several days now, what should I do?"