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Joke of the Day
"*Squats down to look for food in the refrigerator* Fitness."
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"As a child Moses auditioned for his school play but he didn't get the part. Ironic."
"A buddhist monk approaches a burger food truck and says. . . ""Make me one with everything."""
"You know you're married when you find her sexier with clothes on."
"Lifeguards should focus more on water safety and less on me laying eggs in the sand."
"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one cares.. But use chemicals to remove Polish and you're literally Hitler."
".@espn ugh all u ever tweet about is sports"
"LPT: If you feel too cold, and can't afford central heating ...Just stand in a corner of your house. They are usually ~ 90"
"""Please refrain, Angry God, from using the Newspaper of Doom"" the Spider King cries as he orders another sacrifice into your sleeping mouth"
"My wife sent me an image of herself which really enticed me into coming home from work early. It was a picture of her at the airport."