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Joke of the Day
"why was 6 mad when 7 won her a stuffed elephant? because 7 1 1 4 9 2"
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"Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? She knows she's given her last blow job."
"Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb? Many hands make light work."
"Yo mama so fat... ... slapping her belly causes gravitational waves. OR ... every step she takes causes a ripple in special relativity."
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down a chimney."
"If you're ever attacked by a bear play deaf, be like ""I can't even hear you bear"""
"Russians dolls. They're so full of themselves"
"I love how science fiction movies skip right to the fiction part."
"Sometimes I like to hide my wife's inhaler. So the neighbours think I'm a stallion when they hear her panting "" Fucking give it to me!"""
"What did the vampire lizard say to his next victim? Iguana suck your blood!"