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Joke of the Day
"How do you get the emo out of the tree? Cut the rope."
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"Just convinced the teen up the street that he needs to change the winter air out of his tires and put in summer air. Don't do dope, kids."
"My ex wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"
"What do you call a redneck orgy? A family reunion."
"How many retards does it take to change a light bulb? Well, line up so that I can find out.."
"Why are there no men's studies classes? World history already exists"
"Did you hear about the woman who died at an orgy last night? She went down swinging."
"How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman? [deleted]"
"A man walk into a bar and he said ""oww"""
"A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. 'Can you give me a room and bath?' he asked the clerk. 'I can give you a room' the clerk said. 'But you'll have to take the bath by yourself!'"