118122

Joke of the Day

"Girl, if your beauty was represented in stocks, I'd invest everything... Because you're at an all-time low. (Use it to seal the deal on Valentine's Day)"

"Probably the filthiest joke out there A guy was going down on a woman when he tastes horse semen. He turns to the woman and says ""Damn Grandma, so that's how you died!"""

"Prove im not a robot by typing the wierd letters? um PRove your not a robot! i can see u computer yoU are a robot and this is my website now"

"There's two things I can't stand in this world: people intolerant of other's cultures... and the Dutch."

"My Sister recently started dating a depressed German airline pilot She says his personality is really down to earth."

"I've started a new business making statues of people who can tell the future... ...so far, I'm making a prophet."

"Terry Fox should have taken his leg off for his run across Canada in 1980 ... and made it the Marathon of Hop"

"Every time someone makes a typo, I look at the location of the letters on the keyboard to consider whether it's justified."

"1.Open Facebook 2.Search for a pic with 4 girls 3.Coment: ""You 3 look so pretty!"" 4.Enjoy"

"Geology rocks but making holes in rocks is boring."