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Joke of the Day

"What do internet pirates have on their legs? j.pegs"

"What happens to sex bombs later in life? They become box-office bombs"

"Smoking is actually a good thing for me Look how often I have to go outside into the fresh air"

"Why should you never put the punchline in the title? Because it ruins the joke"

"If I worked at Starbucks I'd pull a Napoleon Dynamite every time. ""I see you're drinking 2%, is that because you think you're fat?"""

"Today is the first New Moon after Jan 21sr. Happy New Year to Chinese people and all who choose to be Chinese for a day."

"DIVORCE & CIRCUMCISION Q: What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision? A: In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck."

"If you ask me to go get ""Eyetalian"" food with you, our friendship is probably over."

"Excuse me waiter, this coffee tastes like mud Yes sir, it's fresh ground!"

"I am not sure if I need to get beat up, broke as hell and drive a P.O.S car to get a hot girlfriend. Because that's all I see, ugly is the new hot!"