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Joke of the Day
"Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head? They always swallow."
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"Somebody told me my clothes were gay. I said ""Yeah, they came out of the closet this morning."""
"Waiter asked if I wanted the soup or salad Me: Yes, I'll take the super salad"
"If your wife walks in and turns the light on while you're staring at the ceiling, make sure you yell ""My eyes!"" BEFORE she starts changing"
"Whats the difference between a whistle and a rape whistle? one is a cockblocker"
"Adding Up by Juan & Juan"
"""Sir your resume says you can read minds."" ""Yup. And you're thinking 'Why would he put that on a resume?'"" ""Oh. My. God. You're hired."""
"I'm not ashamed to say that when I saw everyone was getting these new ""selfie sticks"" for Xmas I thought it was some new fantastic deodorant"
"Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken."
"Seriously contemplating remarrying my ex wife, but I'm pretty sure she'll figure out that I'm just after my money."