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Joke of the Day

"I'm not ashamed to say that when I saw everyone was getting these new ""selfie sticks"" for Xmas I thought it was some new fantastic deodorant"

"There was an explosion at the world's largest sprinkles factory earlier today. Fortunately there have been no fatalities, but the number of injured are reported to be in the hundreds and thousands."

"My dad once said 'why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids and not the other way around?' I still laugh..."

"Bought a new boomerang today Having trouble throwing my old one away"

"Ya know what usually happens when I get naked in the bathroom? The shower gets turned on."

"A man only buys water from a dancer. His son notices this and after a while he asks him, ""Why do you only buy water from that dancer?"" ""Because,"" the father said with a grin, ""I enjoy *tap* water!"""

"so I painted my computer black the other day... I thought it would run faster. Turns out it stopped working."

"A dyslexic walks into a bra..."

"Wanna hear a joke about iron? I'd tell you but there's a Fe."

"One time someone told me the camera adds 10 pounds and I was like why would anyone eat a camera you idiot?"