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Joke of the Day

"Sex is like Indian food It can taste good, but also rupture your anus."

"The best part about being ugly? You don't have to change your profile picture for Halloween."

"Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that are excited for the car ride until we realize where we're going."

"Life is like a toilet paper... You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."

"I would make a fitness joke But it just wouldn't work out.."

"Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration."

"Why are tampons always grumpy? Because they're stuck up cunts."

"What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar? He raised Cain."

"How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter."

"Why did the feminist cross the road? To move the goal post for their argument"